Boys

Lee had a friend over last Saturday and a couple of conversations caught my attention and screamed, "boys present". First, as they were getting ready to play outside.

Boy: Do you want the machine gun, pistol or sword?

Later they discussed haircuts, soccer and showering.

Boy 1: My mom said I need a haircut.

Boy 2: I only get a haircut before soccer starts.

Boy 1: Why before soccer?

Boy 2: Long hair gets really sweaty playing soccer and then my mom makes me take a shower EVERY Saturday. I don't like showering so much.