Sam's Been Wondering About a Couple Things

Sam: Hey Mom, besides bacon bits what else do kangaroos eat?

Apparently, he knows more about kangaroos than me.

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Sam: When I grow up I'm gonna have a girl cow and a bull and they are gonna breed and make baby calves.

Me: So you want to be a dairy farmer?

Sam: No I just want lots of baby calves. They're so cute.

Some time passed.

Sam: I know how foxes breed and I know how chickens breed and I know how dogs breed and I know how horses breed, but I don't know cows breed.

And since it was a statement and not a question.......we just left it at that.